FIFOBoy just airquoted me. Me! I can’t believe it!?! And he used them incorrectly…
Actually, I can’t decide if I’m disappointed in him or, well, a little proud…?
Me: Do you know why I am putting you in your room?
Me: For hitting your brother and being rude to me.
FIFOBoy (airquotes): I don’t care.
Me (airquotes): Where did you lean this?
FIFOBoy (air quotes): Saturday Disney!
Me (airquotes): Well, you’re doing it wrong!